And here’s One ... to our “Gorkhay Diamond”

“Jaswant Singh our Gorkhay Diamond” was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers in Kalimpong at the famous Durpin Golf Club …. because he could not play polo at the now defunct Lebong Race Course grounds, made so by Subhash Hissing and his cronies in Darjeeling .

Thinking he'd try the game, he asked LK Advani – The Veteran Pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The Pro – LK Advani - showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
 
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?"  - Jaswant the Diamond asked the speechless Pro - LK Advani.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
"Oh great!. ... ‘NOW you tell me’?” …... said Jawant the Gorkhay Diamond gently ;)

 

And ….. you all already know that ….. “Who is Braver ??”….. Joke …..  my darling DT.com readers …. if not look up my earlier posts in the humor section on DT.com left side ….. ;)
And ….

Touch Wood

Three old men: Dawa Kharbula, Madan Khamang and Subhash Hissing  were sitting discussing their health.

Dawa Kharbula says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

Then Madan Khamang says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

Subhash Hissing smiles smugly…………… "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, Touch Wood," he says as he raps on the table….. Knock, Knock, Knock !!!

Then with a startled look on his face, Subhash Hissing asks, "Who's there??!!!!"

AND

You’re Surely Going to Live …. A very long time !!!

Sonia Sandhi accompanied her husband Manmohan Haanjii to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife Sonia Sandhi into his office alone …….

He said the complication is serious Madam:  “If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

7. And most importantly, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.”

On the way home, the husband Manmohan Haanjiii asked his wife petulantly what the doctor said to her. “The problem is serious!!! My darling Haanjii…… You're surely going to die,” she replied …..